The Empire of Capitalismland is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 496 million Capitalismlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Capitalismlandian economy, worth 36.3 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,203 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Capitalismland's national animal is the gold bar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalismland is ranked 202,655^th in the world and 3,529^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.