The Holy Empire of BeNjAmInLaNdIa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by STRGINDPNDTBLCKWMN with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed population of 1.804 billion BeNjAmInLaNdIans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budne. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming BeNjAmInLaNdIan economy, worth 184 trillion Benjamins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,382 Benjamins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in STRGINDPNDTBLCKWMN's bedroom, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on BeNjAmInLaNdIans's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BeNjAmInLaNdIa's national animal is the Blobfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is K'SAWSNT RL AND OBMA RND R CNTRY.

BeNjAmInLaNdIa is ranked 75,887^th in the world and 1,499^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.28 law-abiding acts per hour.