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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,667thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,545thMost Influential: 16,007th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gyatt frfr no cap
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Grid 32

Population388 million

CapitalCell 8

CurrencyTime
AnimalCat

The Empire of Grid 32 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 388 million Griddies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cell 8. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.

The strong Griddian economy, worth 33.5 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,383 Times, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grid 32's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grid 32 is ranked 31,514th in the world and 621st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,178.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Influential: 16,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,081stBest Weather: 18,119thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,506thMost Secular: 19,779thMost Authoritarian: 19,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,815th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 368th in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 437th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 448th in the regionBest Weather: 455th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 505th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Grid 32 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Grid 32 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, builders across Grid 32 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, Griddian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Grid 32, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.

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