The Republic of Singapore3 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ryan Gass Kang with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.244 billion Singaporeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Changi. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Singapore3ian economy, worth 675 trillion SGDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,181 SGDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Eagle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singapore3's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Singapore3 is ranked 24,299^th in the world and 537^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.44 law-abiding acts per hour.