The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.654 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,384 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 290,384 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 133,672^nd in the world and 2,613^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.42 law-abiding acts per hour.