The Republic of Aultic States is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.105 billion Aulticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trangow. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aultican economy, worth 121 trillion Aulas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,996 Aulas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Trangow Times is sold out, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aultic States's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aultic States is ranked 259,942^nd in the world and 163^rd in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -189.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.