The Disputed Territories of Libanese is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, disturbing lack of elderly people, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 282 million Libaneseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Libanesean economy, worth 23.6 trillion Libras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,803 Libras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,437 per year while the poor average 14,407, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

The government has enacted freedom of information, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, slaves aren't half the men they used to be, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Libanese's national animal is the Rato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Libanese is ranked 246,793^rd in the world and 149^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -142.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.