Population | 1.446 billion |
Capital | Camas City |
Leader | Violet Dredge |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Camphr |
Animal | Ape |
The Holy Commune of Camari is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Violet Dredge with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.446 billion Monkies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camas City. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Monkie economy, worth 160 trillion Camphrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,296 Camphrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', Monkies caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camari's national animal is the Ape, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.
Camari is ranked 9,508th in the world and 165th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,640.11 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Camari was endorsed by The Cyberocracy of Kisovec.
- : Camari was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Camari endorsed The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Camari endorsed The ᗷIᖇᗷᗰᗩᑎ of Yy4u.
- : Camari was endorsed by The ᗷIᖇᗷᗰᗩᑎ of Yy4u.
- : Camari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Patriotic.
- : Camari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Camari was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Camari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Camari voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » Occidius, Varanius, Overthinkers, Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Wickedly evil people, Mediobogdum, Corbeil, Isachile Tum, Hamburg Neo, Willow Gate, Thyrall, Dilber, Glorious Existence, Inner Ryxtylopia, Escapitania, Fotisdia, Av Libertas Vindex, Muad-Dib, Dreamers for Hope, Kabirstan, RelentlessPirates, Arkengia, Arvladma, Eyluvmenia, Pushistia, Zoran, All Good People, Yy4u, Fujai, and Kisovec.