The Most Serene Republic of Thyrall is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rage with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 27.816 billion Thyrallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korkabain City. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thyrallian economy, worth a remarkable 3,090 trillion curits a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,114 curits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyrall's national animal is the timber wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is oragomi.

Thyrall is ranked 246,249^th in the world and 3,524^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 1.34 average smiles per day.