The Constitutional Anarchy of Chalakudy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Koba Wolff with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.781 billion Humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangri La. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth an astonishing 12,486 trillion Hard Cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 484,321 Hard Cashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, pet rocks are sold by the pound, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalakudy's national animal is the കുമ്മനാന, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dinkoism.

Chalakudy is ranked 292,939^th in the world and 126^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -1390.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.