The Holy Atheistic Republic of Cohuila Y Tejas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Calista Morales with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.009 billion Tejano have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Americae. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tejano economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion National pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,360 National pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cohuila Y Tejas is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cohuila Y Tejas's national animal is the Longhorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cohuila Y Tejas is ranked 288,641^st in the world and 4,091^st in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -550.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.