The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.302 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth an astonishing 10,144 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,243 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 90^th in the world and 8^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 241.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.