The 🐹Hamster🐹 of Europeasia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fee with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 2.021 billion Europeasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bozarkia City. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Europeasian economy, worth 159 trillion Europeasian Hammies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,778 Europeasian Hammies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeasia's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Orthodoxy.

Europeasia is ranked 245,032^nd in the world and 6,047^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -137.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.