The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.638 billion FrankieManians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth 375 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,383 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 179,073^rd in the world and 3,338^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 30.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.