The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.705 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,411 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,432 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Big Cheese is a silly poophead, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 75,611^th in the world and 1,371^st in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,893.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.