The Democratic States of Havanalar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Felipo Norman with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.887 billion Havanalarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havanalar City. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Havanalarian economy, worth 426 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,875 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havanalar's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Havanalar is ranked 12,147^th in the world and 217^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,410.34 pounds of wildlife per square mile.