The Unitary State of Condonohia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.226 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,588 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 120,084 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 6,529^th in the world and 104^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.16 law-abiding acts per hour.