The Democratic States of Katkasistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kat Mandoo with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.288 billion Katkasistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chartreux. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katkasistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,007 trillion Kats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 296,134 Kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown. Katkasistan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katkasistan is ranked 291,116^th in the world and 1,299^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.