The Bingchilin-Progressive Union of Kiatland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zhen Xi Naa with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.405 billion Kiats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiat Nipplepolis. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiat economy, worth 958 trillion Kiatsocpoints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 217,601 Kiatsocpoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmers often reinvent the wheel, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Kiatland's national animal is the Khoo Keng Keat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bingchilin-Progressivism.

Kiatland is ranked 6,061^st in the world and 46^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.07 law-abiding acts per hour.