The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.962 billion Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,791 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,661 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escalators are avoided at all costs, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 29,918^th in the world and 150^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.91 law-abiding acts per hour.