The Federal Republic of Lacia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 549 million Lacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ла-Нова. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lacian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Holacs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 82,369 Holacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, autocrats are persona non grata, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime is totally unknown. Lacia's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lacia is ranked 95,462^nd in the world and 474^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.58 law-abiding acts per hour.