The Federal Republic of Sangrinaria is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 707 million Sangrinarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Alicia. The average income tax rate is 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sangrinarian economy, worth 82.3 trillion arĝentoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,369 arĝentoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. Sangrinaria's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sangrinaria is ranked 284,524^th in the world and 209^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -414.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.