The Kingdom of Lietuvonia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 738 million Lietuvonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lietuvonian economy, worth 70.7 trillion Litas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,841 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lietuvonia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lietuvonia is ranked 215,358^th in the world and 3,900^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.