The Allied States of Jankono is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.294 billion OOFS hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth 867 trillion robucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,925 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 267,025^th in the world and 4,765^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.