The Holy Empire of Myotatunto is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Riku Savolainen-Niemi IX with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.516 billion Myotatuntoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kruununjalokivi. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Myotatuntoan economy, worth 942 trillion Valuuttas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 170,862 Valuuttas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myotatunto's national animal is the Jalo Olento, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Äärimmäisyytta.

Myotatunto is ranked 245,591^st in the world and 1,114^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 1.39 average smiles per day.