Population | 2.533 billion |
Capital | Deessburg |
Leader | That one pig |
Faith | Lechonkism |
Currency | Nazvandian Bitcoin |
Animal | Pig |
The Cornfields of Nazvanda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by That one pig with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.533 billion Nazvandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deessburg. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nazvandian economy, worth 358 trillion Nazvandian Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,603 Nazvandian Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nazvanda's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lechonkism.
Nazvanda is ranked 275,652nd in the world and 3,599th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.66 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nazvanda was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Nazvanda was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Nazvanda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Influential.
- : Nazvanda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Nazvanda was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
- : Following new legislation in Nazvanda, card collectors duel to the death.
- : Following new legislation in Nazvanda, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Following new legislation in Nazvanda, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
- : Following new legislation in Nazvanda, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
- : Following new legislation in Nazvanda, calling That one pig a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 26 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hyperion Towers, Bhang Bhang Duc, Overthinkers, Mediobogdum, Apexiala, Varanius, Occidius, Isachile Tum, Podium, Rengum in Lingo, Hamburg Neo, Corbeil, Willow Gate, Succedania, Wickedly evil people, Greg Tucker, Dilber, Nas Crustium, Tsangenya, Kabirstan, Hexion, Pushistia, All Good People, Dalimbar, and Fujai.