The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Simon Delaware with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 966 million Hexionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dustbowl. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Hexionian economy, worth 87.3 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,361 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on Hexionian airwaves. Crime is totally unknown. Hexion's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Hexion is ranked 18,584th in the world and 313th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 23.56 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Hexion, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Hexionian airwaves.
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Hexion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Hexion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Hexion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
- : Following new legislation in Hexion, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » 
Bhang Bhang Duc, 
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, 
Wickedly evil people, 
Varanius, 
Overthinkers, 
Nas Crustium, 
The Warriors of Determination, 
Isachile Tum, 
Glorious Existence, 
Muad-Dib, 
DiscGolfLand, 
Arifiyyah, 
Great Jameston, 
Tropical Isles, 
Corbeil, 
Kabirstan, 
Thyrall, 
Q The Almighty, 
Escapitania, 
Twisted Duality, 
Rotvania, 
New Caterse, 
Marina Nova, 
Hongg Kong, 
Ulinzistan, 
Pushistia, 
Outer Scotiotland, 
Tsangenya, 
Atheist States of Philippines, 
Woolfbetia, 
Fotisdia, 
Mediobogdum, 
Infinite Star, 
Theeronia, 
Fallgriffin, 
Svanland, 
Hamburg Neo, 
Pandaland II, 
Inner Ryxtylopia, 
RelentlessPirates, 
Sindria, 
Mediocre Talents, 
Eyluvmenia, 
Burakis, 
Oronia, 
SPHRANTZES, 
Bucals Kagotoaion, 
Isle Royale, 
Yy4u, 
Win Mints, and 30 others.
Guitermot, Bodusse, Eidechse, Greg Tucker, The Rega, Andromeda Cordora, Av Libertas Vindex, Greynne, Serrus, The United Republic of Westend, Alacryan, Taylor Allison Swift, Twazta, Algueneia, Shaktirajya, New Belia, Tithio, Porta Caeli, Condonohia, Dreamers for Hope, Kisovec, Dilber, Mathematania, Amburg, Diet coke enjoyers, Thessalian, Wessssex, Capitalist State of Independent Masbate, Zoran, and Succedania.
