The United Kingdom of Norveeba is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ruddy Ndala with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 2.983 billion Norveebans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okeshuga. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norveeban economy, worth 340 trillion dosses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,031 dosses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Norveebans any less frightened, one can wake up in Norveeba and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and Norveeban husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norveeba's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Norveeba is ranked 256,956^th in the world and 4,618^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.