The Silly billys of Pocoliland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Brass B Uddys with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.826 billion idiots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocoliland City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pocolilandian economy, worth 235 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 129,009 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of idiots are excellent swimmers, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pocoliland's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Silly Billyism.

Pocoliland is ranked 24,098^th in the world and 144^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.74 law-abiding acts per hour.