The Democrat Socialist Republic of Marxist Land of Peoples is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.914 billion Marxists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient a Marxist economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 169,766 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist Land of Peoples's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Marxist Land of Peoples is ranked 48,470^th in the world and 223^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.75 law-abiding acts per hour.