The Kingdom of Rhamenia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Norman II with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 881 million Rhamenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Hayden. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rhamenian economy, worth 56.5 trillion Rhamenian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,138 Rhamenian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, 'Rhamenian Hawknado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhamenia's national animal is the Rhamenian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rhamenia is ranked 25,589^th in the world and 423^rd in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 20.42 average smiles per day.