The People's Republic of Sasputa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by KP Mammen with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.553 billion Sasputans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thooram. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sasputan economy, worth 233 trillion Boshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 150,534 Boshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sasputa's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sasputa is ranked 282,782^nd in the world and 206^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -387.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.