The Clan Scyfling State of The Polar Bear Communities is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Paw Wellington with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.431 billion Bears are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mathair Fearainn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polar Bear economy, worth 174 trillion Fish a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,754 Fish, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, organ donation is compulsory, people talk about things being better when men were men, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Polar Bear Communities's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

The Polar Bear Communities is ranked 267,594^th in the world and 1,188^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.65 average smiles per day.