The United Commonwealth Nations of Greatnessity City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Torbjorn Ingolf Saab VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 12.542 billion Greatnessity Cityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greatness Plains. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greatnessity Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Grey Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,091 Grey Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greatnessity City's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fire Wisdom.

Greatnessity City is ranked 17,476^th in the world and 94^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.96 law-abiding acts per hour.