The Republic of The Socialist States of India is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Narendra Gandhi with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.631 billion Socialist Indians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Indian economy, worth 655 trillion Indian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 180,530 Indian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist States of India's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Socialist States of India is ranked 289,448^th in the world and 118^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -593.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.