The Republic of United Gleb States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.332 billion Glebs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glebia. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gleb economy, worth 295 trillion Gleuros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,806 Gleuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, the newest shade developed by United Gleb States's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Gleb Liberator", and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Gleb States's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Gleb States is ranked 274,830^th in the world and 98^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -278.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.