The Federal Kingdom of Xedon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King August Janos III with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.294 billion Xedonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmaar. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xedonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion Xedonian Sárgas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,551 Xedonian Sárgas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Kalmaar to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xedon's national animal is the Blakiston's Fish Owl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orthodox Godsinianism.

Xedon is ranked 2,268^th in the world and 9^th in Thaecia for Safest, scoring 145.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.