The Democratic Republic of Heinessenpolis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Reinhard Lohengramm with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.12 billion Heinessenpolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgardia. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Heinessenpolisian economy, worth 97.0 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,608 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heinessenpolis's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heinessenpolis is ranked 180,530^th in the world and 101^st in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring -70.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.