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Sword Coast Archipelago wrote:Ramen

Always tasty, as long as you don't get 'em too mushy.

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Royal World Nations wrote:
The Commonwealth Charter

Preamble:
We, the member nations of the Commonwealth under the Crown of Pumpemelker, acknowledging the historic ties and shared values that unite us, hereby establish this charter to promote peace, prosperity, and cooperation among our diverse nations.

Article I: Autonomy and Devolution
1. Each member nation shall have the right to govern its internal affairs autonomously, subject to the principles outlined in this charter.
2. Devolution of powers from the United Kingdom of Pumpemelker Britain to member nations shall be encouraged, allowing for local decision-making and administration.

Article II: Elections
1. Member nations shall uphold the principles of free and fair elections, ensuring the democratic expression of the will of the people.
2. The Commonwealth Election Monitoring Committee shall be established to oversee elections and ensure their integrity.

Article III: Governor Generals
1. Governor Generals appointed by the Crown shall serve as representatives of the monarch in member nations, upholding the rule of law and constitutional principles.
2. Governor Generals shall act impartially and in the best interests of their respective nations, fostering unity and stability.

Article IV: Delegates
1. Member nations shall appoint delegates to represent their interests in the Commonwealth Parliament.
2. Delegates shall engage in constructive dialogue and collaboration to address common challenges and pursue shared goals.

Article V: Commonwealth Parliament
1. The Commonwealth Parliament shall be established as the legislative body representing member nations, with powers to enact laws and resolutions on matters of mutual concern.
2. The Parliament shall consist of elected representatives from member nations, convened to deliberate on issues affecting the Commonwealth as a whole.

Article VI: Taxation and Economics
1. Member nations shall maintain the sovereignty to levy taxes and manage their economies, with due regard for fiscal responsibility and sustainable development.
2. The Commonwealth Economic Council shall be established to promote trade, investment, and economic cooperation among member nations.

Article VII: Human Rights
1. The Commonwealth shall uphold the principles of human rights, including the right to life, liberty, and security of persons, as enshrined in international law.
2. Member nations shall strive to protect and promote the rights of all individuals within their jurisdictions, regardless of race, religion, gender, or other characteristics.

Article VIII: Rebellions, Protests, and Riots
1. Member nations shall respect the right of peaceful assembly and protest, as fundamental to democratic societies.
2. The use of force against peaceful protesters shall be prohibited, with member nations ensuring the safety and security of all citizens.

Article IX: Disrespecting the Monarchy
1. Member nations shall uphold the dignity and integrity of the monarchy, as symbolized by the Crown of Pumpemelker.
2. Acts of disrespect or defamation against the monarchy shall be subject to legal sanctions, as deemed appropriate by national laws.

Article X: Treason
1. Treason against the Commonwealth shall be defined as acts intended to overthrow the constitutional order or undermine the security and integrity of member nations.
2. Member nations shall prosecute treason by due process and the rule of law, ensuring fair trials and appropriate penalties for offenders.

Article XI: Elected Officials
1. Elected officials within member nations shall be chosen through democratic processes, allowing for the free expression of the people's will.
2. Officials elected to public office shall serve their constituents with integrity, transparency, and accountability, upholding the principles of good governance.

Article XII: Term Limits
1. Term limits shall be imposed on certain positions of authority within member nations, this includes for a Governor General 5 years, to prevent the consolidation of authority and promote regular turnover in leadership.
2. Term limits shall apply to executive, legislative, and judicial positions, ensuring a healthy rotation of power and fostering opportunities for new voices and ideas to emerge.

Article XIII: Nobility
1. The institution of nobility shall be recognized within member nations, preserving historical traditions and cultural heritage.
2. Nobility shall not confer any special privileges or exemptions from the law, with all citizens being equal before the courts and entitled to the same rights and responsibilities.

Article XIV: Rights of Citizenship
1. Citizenship within member nations shall be granted based on birth, descent, or naturalization, by national laws and regulations.
2. Citizens shall enjoy the full rights and protections afforded by law, including the right to vote, freedom of speech, and access to education and healthcare.

Article XV: Local Elections
1. Local elections shall be held regularly within member nations, allowing for the democratic selection of representatives at the community and municipal levels.
2. Local governments shall have the authority to enact laws and policies that reflect the unique needs and preferences of their constituents, within the framework of national legislation.

Article XVI: Mandatory Voting
1. Mandatory voting laws may be enacted within member nations to promote civic engagement and ensure broad participation in the democratic process.
2. All eligible citizens shall be required to cast their votes in elections, with penalties for non-compliance determined by national authorities.

Article XVII: Basic Freedoms
1. Member nations shall guarantee the basic freedoms of all individuals within their jurisdictions, including freedom of expression, assembly, religion, and association.
2. Restrictions on these freedoms shall only be imposed by law, for legitimate purposes such as national security or public order, and shall be proportionate to the threat posed.

Here are revised versions of Articles XVIII, XIX, and XXII to ensure fairness and inclusivity:

Article XVIII: Respect for Monarchs and Nobility

1. All individuals, regardless of their position or status, shall conduct themselves with dignity and respect in the presence of monarchs and nobility within member nations. This includes adherence to established protocols and customs during official functions, ceremonies, and public appearances involving the monarchy or nobility.

2. Harassment or inappropriate behavior towards monarchs and nobility, including any form of unwelcome attention or comments, regardless of gender, is strictly prohibited. Such behavior undermines the integrity of the monarchy and nobility and will be subject to appropriate disciplinary measures as determined by national laws and regulations.

Article XIX: Protection of Monarchs and Nobility

1. The Commonwealth Parliament shall enact laws aimed at ensuring the safety, dignity, and well-being of monarchs and nobility within member nations. These laws shall provide avenues for reporting incidents of harassment or misconduct and establish procedures for addressing such incidents in a fair and impartial manner.

2. Any individual found guilty of harassing or disrespecting monarchs or nobility, regardless of gender, shall face penalties commensurate with the severity of the offense. Penalties may include fines, community service, or other measures designed to deter future misconduct and uphold the dignity of those in positions of authority or privilege.

Article XXII: Enforcement of Respectful Behavior

1. Member nations shall implement robust enforcement mechanisms to ensure compliance with the provisions outlined in Articles XVIII and XIX. This includes the establishment of reporting mechanisms, training programs for law enforcement personnel, and public awareness campaigns aimed at promoting respectful behavior towards monarchs and nobility.

2. Law enforcement agencies shall receive specialized training on identifying and addressing instances of harassment or misconduct involving monarchs and nobility. They shall work in collaboration with relevant authorities to investigate reports of misconduct and ensure that appropriate action is taken to uphold the dignity and integrity of those affected.

These revisions aim to maintain the principles of respect and protection for individuals in positions of authority or privilege while ensuring that gender neutrality and fairness are upheld throughout the charter.

Article XIX: Protection of Monarchs and Nobility

1. The Commonwealth Parliament shall enact laws aimed at ensuring the safety, dignity, and well-being of monarchs and nobility within member nations. These laws shall provide avenues for reporting incidents of harassment or misconduct and establish procedures for addressing such incidents fairly and impartially.

2. Any individual found guilty of harassing or disrespecting monarchs or nobility, regardless of gender, shall face penalties commensurate with the severity of the offense. Penalties may include fines, community service, or other measures designed to deter future misconduct and uphold the dignity of those in positions of authority or privilege.

Article XX: Enforcement of Respectful Behavior

1. Member nations shall implement strict enforcement mechanisms to ensure compliance with the provisions outlined in Articles XVIII and XIX. This includes establishing monitoring systems, conducting awareness campaigns, and providing support services for victims of harassment.

2. Law enforcement agencies within member nations shall receive specialized training on identifying and addressing cases of harassment against female monarchs and nobility. They shall work closely with relevant authorities to investigate reports of misconduct and ensure justice is served.

Article XXI: Promotion of Gender Equality

1. The principles of gender equality shall be upheld within member nations, with a particular focus on safeguarding the rights and dignity of women in positions of authority and privilege.

2. Member nations shall actively promote initiatives aimed at challenging societal norms and attitudes that perpetuate harassment and discrimination against female monarchs and nobility. This includes education programs, cultural reforms, and legislative measures designed to foster a more inclusive and respectful society.

Article XXII: Enforcement of Respectful Behavior

1. Member nations shall implement robust enforcement mechanisms to ensure compliance with the provisions outlined in Articles XVIII and XIX. This includes the establishment of reporting mechanisms, training programs for law enforcement personnel, and public awareness campaigns aimed at promoting respectful behavior towards monarchs and nobility.

2. Law enforcement agencies shall receive specialized training on identifying and addressing instances of harassment or misconduct involving monarchs and nobility. They shall work in collaboration with relevant authorities to investigate reports of misconduct and ensure that appropriate action is taken to uphold the dignity and integrity of those affected.

In witness whereof, the undersigned, duly authorized by their respective governments, have signed this Charter on behalf of their nations, on this day of 1945.

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How do you like the Commonwealth Charter of 1945 and what laws need to be changed?

Article XXI kind of contradicts the title and it's contents? Also Articles XVIII, XIX, and XXII makes the societal dynamics lean towards in favor of women, unless ofcourse that's what you're aiming for. And isn't Article XIX, section 2 really prone to abuse?

And I've just realized, does the existence of commonwealth imply other tiers of -wealth?

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My nation has extremely uncommon levels of wealth, if that helps.

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:My nation has extremely uncommon levels of wealth, if that helps.

Our scans also indicate that your nation has uncommon levels of hippopotamuses

Your sensors must be malfunctioning, we have absolutely ridiculous levels of hippopotamuses. Either that, or you're just extremely hippo deficient.

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:Your sensors must be malfunctioning, we have absolutely ridiculous levels of hippopotamuses. Either that, or you're just extremely hippo deficient.

It is possible that the more... Abstract hippos are evading our HippoTrack software.
[We were a little limited in training it, but honestly anything more than current levels and it's basically a lightbulb.]
A hippo shaped lightbulb...
Hey there's an idea!
Clear hippos that make bright light!

We already have radioactive hippos, combine that with a few of our failed invisibility experiments.... *rushes off to do questionable science*

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:We already have radioactive hippos, combine that with a few of our failed invisibility experiments.... *rushes off to do questionable science*

We eagerly await updates.
[Secondary question, do you think a 20,000 Watt lightbulb would help replace the sun at night if we put it in streetlights?]

Wasted Lands wrote:We eagerly await updates.
[Secondary question, do you think a 20,000 Watt lightbulb would help replace the sun at night if we put it in streetlights?]

You want quasars in your streets? Imagine what the planet would look like at night if we have these things as streetlights lemao.

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Hey question, does anyone know a person (YouTuber, specifically) who has a whole Vocaloid fanmade animation series that's both good and doesn't cover any explicit topics? I wanna take ideas for this Vocaloid story am making

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VOCALOID: PROJECT TAGEN UCHŪ

Hello, My friends (Yes, my casual writing will be weird this way, to give it that Lopian pizzazz), welcome to the VOCALOID: PROJECT TAGEN UCHŪ Comic Strip. This is a little story I decided to make covering my original take on Hatsune Miku and the Vocaloids. It will include all sorts of things like Anti Anime, Vocaloids (obviously), and many more things! All the comic strips will release by volumes, in numbered order. The date of a new volume appearing will depend on whether I feel like making it. Anyway have fun reading the comics!

VOLUMES:

BONUS VOLUMES:
Note that these Are not canon to the mainline story and are therefore considered bloopers.

BONUS VOLUME #01: "Yuri and Miku Break Through The NationStates!"

SUBSCRIPTIONS:
This is a list of all the people currently subscribed to VOCALOID: PROJECT TAGEN ŪCHU. People subscribed will get a notice from the master dispatch so they Know that a new volume has Released. To subscribe, please telegram me your request for subscription.

Sisdonia
Fire Fexxecs


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Wasted Lands wrote:We eagerly await updates.
[Secondary question, do you think a 20,000 Watt lightbulb would help replace the sun at night if we put it in streetlights?]

On a typical sunny day, light intensity ranges from about 1k lumens in the shade to around 6k lumens. Humans are generally comfortable with light below 3.5k lumens, and you can get a multidirectional 2.5k lumen bulb at Amazon that uses 200 watts! Efficient bulbs use only 15 watts, but you want to cover a large area.

https://www.amazon.com/2500lumen-Equivalent-Daylight-Waterproof-Backyard/dp/B0BJ233B9D/ref=asc_df_B0BJ233B9D/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=632095971752&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17935534772784349437&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9060594&hvtargid=pla-1928534596070&psc=1&mcid=6cd79123e5283a15a037265b47a3c59e

lmao I somehow got into this guy's own list of wonders from the last event. It didn't even cross my mind that someone would notice my tomfoolery as I was actually just checking what the event is.

When the call went out that the WA is searching for the most miraculous wonders of the world, the people of Maas enthusiastically entered their beloved Crepe Maze into the competition. However, when the results came in and it was announced that the greatest wonder of the world is... a concrete slab, the nation was in dumbfounded. This initial confusion grew into an uproar of discontent, when it was announced that the Maase entry was ranked #522nd globally and had been beaten by "wonders" such as:
- a big pile of rocks;
- a gay cat;
- a wall;
- a basement (includes a vague child-molesting joke);
- a banana;
- a dumpster behind Walmart;
- a radioactive waste dump;
- literally nothing;
- large mustache of a genocidal dictator (ranked 17th);
- over a hundred wonders of such low effort that they didn't change the default banner;
- half a dozen entries of unintelligible gibberish.

Outraged by this turn of events in what should've been a competition of awe and wits, the Maase Office for Culture and Heritage (MOCH) decided to review the top 1000 entries and compile a better list of the true wonders of the world. The list of notable wonders is as follows.

Category I - while the commission rejects the official list, it's still happy to congratulate nations of the Arctic and embassy regions that did better than Maas in the event:
1. Braag'miir Interstellar Spaceport and BBQ in Exxosia
2. East Mendelstahl Tower in Blaenavon
3. The Great Barrier in Bystopia
4. The Temple of Nekomimi in Making Catgirls Real
5. The World's Largest Potato in The Voltarum

Category II - The Five Natural Wonders of The World:
1. Great Stones of Moļo in Angwama
2. Little-Moose National Park in New Valdres
3. The Green-ish Lungs of Midterra in Midterra
4. The Tapestry of Endless Recursion in Umeria
5. Sloth Safary in Briantini

Category III - The Five Engineering Wonders of The World:
1. Nown Escarpment and associated Rangarst structures in Haeruba
2. Secularism Cube in Southern Caek Saimatertoutari
3. The Great Artificial Nistrian Reef in Nistriabar
4. The Singing Coast in Durius
5. Transcontinental Beer Pipeline by Claraxia

Category VI - The Five Architectural-Cultural Wonders of The World:
1. Great Bath of Mohenjo-daro in Mel-akkam
2. Imperial Temple of the Cult of Illumination and Union in The Marsupial Illuminati
3. The Grain Temples of Gorbulock in Winterwheat
4. The Iymian Walls in Tredonopolis
5. Trienta Botanical Garden in Jeltronia

Category V - The Five Scientific Wonders of The World:
1. Cure for VODAIS by Ballotonia
2. International Fusion Reactor in From New World
3. Rovimini Prehistoric Conservation Center in Gallicelestia
4. The Vault of Human Knowledge in Arstotzovo
5. Tsuki no Miyako by Hatsunia

Category VI - The Five Societal-Political Wonders of The World:
1. Graveyard of Tyranny in Anarco Argentina
2. Hymn of Oblought in Unshleepd
3. Statue of Bike Man in MountAye
4. Thirteens Rest in New Silvstrala
5. Vastiva Memorial Reflecting Pool by The World Assembly Elite

Category VII - A Literal Anti-Wonder That Can't Be Left Unmentioned:
1. Britain's Hall of Food Classics in Wan Nyan

The MOCH would like all mentioned nations to know that their wonders are noticed and appreciated.

Methodology applied included scrolling through the lists and reviewing entries, with special attention given to ones with a unique banner image, originality in name and function, and a genuine wondern-ness. Due to the undeniable selection bias of the incredibly snobby commission of the MOCH, entries deemed too fantastical or science fiction-y were generally discarded, although a special cheer is given to seeing a stargate, the silmarils and a shrubbery on the list.
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Wan Nyan wrote:lmao I somehow got into this guy's own list of wonders from the last event. It didn't even cross my mind that someone would notice my tomfoolery as I was actually just checking what the event is.
When the call went out that the WA is searching for the most miraculous wonders of the world, the people of Maas enthusiastically entered their beloved Crepe Maze into the competition. However, when the results came in and it was announced that the greatest wonder of the world is... a concrete slab, the nation was in dumbfounded. This initial confusion grew into an uproar of discontent, when it was announced that the Maase entry was ranked #522nd globally and had been beaten by "wonders" such as:
- a big pile of rocks;
- a gay cat;
- a wall;
- a basement (includes a vague child-molesting joke);
- a banana;
- a dumpster behind Walmart;
- a radioactive waste dump;
- literally nothing;
- large mustache of a genocidal dictator (ranked 17th);
- over a hundred wonders of such low effort that they didn't change the default banner;
- half a dozen entries of unintelligible gibberish.

Outraged by this turn of events in what should've been a competition of awe and wits, the Maase Office for Culture and Heritage (MOCH) decided to review the top 1000 entries and compile a better list of the true wonders of the world. The list of notable wonders is as follows.

Category I - while the commission rejects the official list, it's still happy to congratulate nations of the Arctic and embassy regions that did better than Maas in the event:
1. Braag'miir Interstellar Spaceport and BBQ in Exxosia
2. East Mendelstahl Tower in Blaenavon
3. The Great Barrier in Bystopia
4. The Temple of Nekomimi in Making Catgirls Real
5. The World's Largest Potato in The Voltarum

Category II - The Five Natural Wonders of The World:
1. Great Stones of Moļo in Angwama
2. Little-Moose National Park in New Valdres
3. The Green-ish Lungs of Midterra in Midterra
4. The Tapestry of Endless Recursion in Umeria
5. Sloth Safary in Briantini

Category III - The Five Engineering Wonders of The World:
1. Nown Escarpment and associated Rangarst structures in Haeruba
2. Secularism Cube in Southern Caek Saimatertoutari
3. The Great Artificial Nistrian Reef in Nistriabar
4. The Singing Coast in Durius
5. Transcontinental Beer Pipeline by Claraxia

Category VI - The Five Architectural-Cultural Wonders of The World:
1. Great Bath of Mohenjo-daro in Mel-akkam
2. Imperial Temple of the Cult of Illumination and Union in The Marsupial Illuminati
3. The Grain Temples of Gorbulock in Winterwheat
4. The Iymian Walls in Tredonopolis
5. Trienta Botanical Garden in Jeltronia

Category V - The Five Scientific Wonders of The World:
1. Cure for VODAIS by Ballotonia
2. International Fusion Reactor in From New World
3. Rovimini Prehistoric Conservation Center in Gallicelestia
4. The Vault of Human Knowledge in Arstotzovo
5. Tsuki no Miyako by Hatsunia

Category VI - The Five Societal-Political Wonders of The World:
1. Graveyard of Tyranny in Anarco Argentina
2. Hymn of Oblought in Unshleepd
3. Statue of Bike Man in MountAye
4. Thirteens Rest in New Silvstrala
5. Vastiva Memorial Reflecting Pool by The World Assembly Elite

Category VII - A Literal Anti-Wonder That Can't Be Left Unmentioned:
1. Britain's Hall of Food Classics in Wan Nyan

The MOCH would like all mentioned nations to know that their wonders are noticed and appreciated.

Methodology applied included scrolling through the lists and reviewing entries, with special attention given to ones with a unique banner image, originality in name and function, and a genuine wondern-ness. Due to the undeniable selection bias of the incredibly snobby commission of the MOCH, entries deemed too fantastical or science fiction-y were generally discarded, although a special cheer is given to seeing a stargate, the silmarils and a shrubbery on the list.
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Wow that's so cool!

Hi Yggdrasil!

With Jutsa as the new MoFA, I've been appointed as ambassador to this lovely region! Just wanted to let you know that if you need anything you can reach out! :)

Hope you're all doing well! If anyone is interested, our third week of trivia was posted yesterday, everyone is welcome to participate. I believe these are also updated on our RMB.

Oh yay!
We live

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Wasted Lands wrote:Oh yay!
We live

Indeed, that was a surprise and strangely dramatic.

Welcome back everyone!

Welcome back to life, Yggdrasil!

Now that we've all officially risen up from the dead (except the poor card traders, that is), I'd like to notify everyone in the region that we from Forest are organizing a chess contest with The Region That Has No Big Banks with currently 11 other regions participating, open to everyone! The Arena takes place at 9PM British Summer Time on Saturday, April 27th, so if you'd like to compete you should probably hurry!

If you're interested in participating or just curious, here's the official dispatch:

General

The Region That Has No Big Banks and Forest is excited to present our first inter-regional blitz chess competition, seeking to bring together chess players across NationStates to participate!

Who can participate?

The event is open to all member regions participating, and open to all NS chess players (with the exception of any problematic members regions/nations, at the discretion of the organisers)

We currently have 13 regions participating and counting! Contact New United Common-lands if you are interested to join!

Arena Link

Arena link - Linkhttps://lichess.org/tournament/Al7mV4et
Password - nobanks (lowercase)

Feel free to join in our Voice Chat and Text chat on TRTHNBB Discord whilst the event is ongoing! Linkhttps://discord.gg/gDJadzaHZQ

Date and time

The Arena will take place on Saturday 27th April starting at 9pm British Summer Time or 4pm Eastern Daylight Time, lasting 3 hours. Check LinkTRTHNBB discord for the time conversion!

Feel free to drop in for parts of the event you do not need to be avaliable the whole 3 hours

Format

The format for the Arena is 5 mins + 0s increment (5+0) and hosted via lichess.

Contact

If you have any questions or would like your region to participate, please contact New United Common-lands

Trophies avaliable
1. Best Scoring Individual Nation - The nation who wins the Lichess competition
2. Best Scoring Member Region - Determined by combining the scores of nations within each member region, to see the overall winner
3. Best Average Scoring Member Region - Determined by the total region scores divided by number of nations from that respective member region participating (To help ensure fair opportunity for smaller regions)

Medals Avaliable! (Special thanks to Velichye for the great artwork!)

Position

Best Scoring Individual Nation

Best Scoring Member Region

Best Average Scoring Member Region

1st Place

2nd Place

3rd Place

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Playing chess with hippos is like playing leapfrog with unicorns, except more mauling and less impalement!

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:Playing chess with hippos is like playing leapfrog with unicorns, except more mauling and less impalement!

If you think about mauling just being impalement with teeth, then technically it's more impalement.
[36 teeth, minus 24 molars...]
12 times!
[Presuming with each pair, each person participates precisely once!]

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