The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.304 billion Aerilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,929 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 414,528 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and Purple Unicorn is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aerilism.

Aerilia is ranked 290,452^nd in the world and 6,324^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -671.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.