The United Socialist Republic of Furballland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Szurigaph Úntiæŕlæva Ķehoriananiuautjial with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.165 billion Furballlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kanguszapevunn-Yúvíliq-Ğrìģorię. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,793 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,232 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and Furballland recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Tuszuvudszkha Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzerveéklædszser.

Furballland is ranked 1,797^th in the world and 65^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.