The Socialist Republic of Cynhtar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Cyrsa nic Chormach with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.286 billion Cynhtàrùg enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triobhìr. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Cynhtàroch economy, worth 38.3 trillion Cynhtàroch pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,810 Cynhtàroch pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, euthanasia is legal, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and President Cyrsa nic Chormach has just been declared ruler of Cynhtar in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cynhtar's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cynhtar is ranked 76,065^th in the world and 831^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,818.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.