The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.778 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,267 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, children usually cry on their first day of school, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime is totally unknown. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Slavism.

Dimitrija is ranked 12,468^th in the world and 352^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,082.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.