Population | 2.38 billion |
Capital | Scranton |
Leader | Dwight Schrute |
Currency | schrute buck |
Animal | bear |
The Empire of Dwightica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dwight Schrute with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.38 billion Dwighticans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scranton. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Dwightican economy, worth 116 trillion schrute bucks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,092 schrute bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, Dwight Schrute can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, gun ownership is compulsory, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dwightica's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dwightica is ranked 51,129th in the world and 782nd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 38.23 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dwightica was endorsed by The Eternal Watchman of Dragons Blood.
- : Dwightica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Dwightica, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions.
- : Following new legislation in Dwightica, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Dwightica was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Dwightica, Dwight Schrute can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
- : Following new legislation in Dwightica, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Dwightica, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Dwightica was endorsed by The Azur Lane Connoisseur of Awqnia.
- : Dwightica was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle.
World Assembly
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