The Eutopia of Evrigenis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gina Dikaisou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.785 billion Evrigenese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evrigenese economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion dialecticoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,095 dialecticoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, and safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas. Crime is totally unknown. Evrigenis's national animal is the knot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Knowledge.

Evrigenis is ranked 282,337^th in the world and 4,915^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.63 kickbacks per hour.