Population | 18.232 billion |
Capital | Helsinki |
Leader | President Juha Pajari |
Currency | Markka |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The People's Republic of Finnstonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Juha Pajari with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 18.232 billion Finnstonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The powerhouse Finnstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 108,972 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Finnstonian satellites can detect it, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finnstonia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Finnstonia is ranked 4,579th in the world and 116th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,625.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Finnstonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Influential.
- : Finnstonia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Finnstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Finnstonia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Finnstonia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Silu.
- : Finnstonia was endorsed by The Red Dragon Lovers of Socialismia.
- : Finnstonia was endorsed by The Free Soviet Tribal Councils of Krajzovda.
- : Finnstonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Finnstonia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Remnantia.
- : Finnstonia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 44 » Karelianastan, Kethania, Soviet State of Covernant, Exania, Sith Isles, Dacaro, Pajonia, Brauengen, Agania, Likhinia, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Kahrianland, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Arsa, Council of America, Verdant Groves, Democratic Republic of Acember, Comuny, Verenzia, Mikustania, Pridneprovye, The Dutch Proletariat, Anerchi, Libisia, Socialist UwU, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Ianomamis, UNIOS, North Goiky, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Socialismia, Silu, and Perclumsia.