The United Socialist States of Gillscalia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaito Gillscale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.9 billion Gillscalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon's Horde. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gillscalian economy, worth 563 trillion scales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 144,575 scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, organ donation is compulsory, and sex changes are routinely performed at Gillscalia's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Gillscalia's national animal is the Black-tip Reef Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gillscalia is ranked 21,170^th in the world and 473^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,811.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.