The Popular council of Mycenaean United States is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alexandro Krokvitch with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.164 billion Mycenaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Mycenae. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mycenaeans economy, worth 344 trillion Mycenaean drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 66,736 Mycenaean drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, Alexandro Krokvitch's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mycenaean United States's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State atheism.

Mycenaean United States is ranked 19,703^rd in the world and 479^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,037.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.