The Holy Empire of Hussainiya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hussain Sultanzada with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.14 billion Hussainiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hussainşehir. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hussainiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 183,853 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Hussain Sultanzada Pics" has made Hussain Sultanzada's mom a celebrity, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hussainiya's national animal is the Buraq, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Hussainiya is ranked 210,038^th in the world and 120^th in Lands End for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.