The Holy Empire of Hussainiya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hussain Sultanzada with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.088 billion Hussainiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hussainşehir. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hussainiyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 183,874 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Hussain Sultanzada Pics" has made Hussain Sultanzada's mom a celebrity, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hussainiya's national animal is the Buraq, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Hussainiya is ranked 278,419^th in the world and 145^th in Lands End for Most Primitive, scoring -321.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.